Pooor Kitty!

Oh, look at that nice warm fire! I want to go inside sooo bad! Besides, who does that little dog think he is coming into my house... And that sweater, has he ever even heard of a mirror before? I could make that little puppy go crying to his mama with just one swipe with my pinkie claw. Well, I think I'll give it a shot anyhow. No dog is kicking me out. Sweater, hmph! Okay here it goes. *softly meowing, giving her the big cute and cuddly face*



Awww, you wanna come in?? Okay... *What am I doing, I can't let a cat come in here with a dog! Got to stand firm Abi, but look at those eyes!Fine...*No no kitty kitty, it might be a little cold... Okay, maybe it might be a little wet too, but your bed is the muffler of that big white van under the carport.


Ohhh No you don't! I am the dog of this house, and no cat is going to take over my house. I'll bet you don't even have a sweater!

"Dog-gone" it! Or in my case "cat-gone" it. I was this close. I wish they could try sleeping in car pipes!
Hmph, I'll show them, I'll just mess up this nice little fern!


Hey, this is kind of warm!